Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 14, 2003
Transcript:
King: What's on the agenda today? Lackey: This morning you'll be sentencing criminals ... At noon there's lunch with the women's society followed by a hanging at two King: I love my job! Soldier: This man stole a horse King: Hang Him! Sir Rodney: This man is a purse snatcher King: You despicable cad! Shoot him! Sir Rodney: ...and this little tyke swindled millions over the internet King: Well, don't just stand there!...Hire him!