Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 16, 2003
Transcript:
Lackey: The troops need something to boost their morale King: How about an autographed picture on me? Lackey: I'm not sure that will be enough King: Two autographed pictures of me? I saw our troops south of the castle this morning...they were in excellent formation ...You deserve an award for your work Sir Rodney: But sire! King: Now, don't be modest Rodney! You deserve some recognition Rodney: But there's something I need to say! King: Save it for your speech I hereby award you this medal of honor for service to the kingdom Now what was it you wished to say? Sir Rodney: We don't have any of our troops south of the castle