Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 18, 2009

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    attyush  over 15 years ago

    An honest weatherman says, “Today’s forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I’m wrong.”

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    tbree  over 15 years ago

    “If you can’t prove what you want to prove, demonstrate something else and pretend they are the same thing. In the daze that follows the collision of statistics with the human mind, hardly anyone will notice the difference.” - from How to Lie with Statistics (Hey, it IS relevant to the comic!)

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    pouncingtiger  over 15 years ago

    “The forecast for tonight is dark.” - segment from George Carlin’s hippie dippie weatherman bit.

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    Northwoodser  over 15 years ago

    Ever woder how he gets up on top of that thing?

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    Wildmustang1262  over 15 years ago

    Aww come on! The weatherpersons never tell accurately about the weather. The weather is always unpredictable!

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    The Duke 1  over 15 years ago

    Gathering darkness by dusk, with darkness through the night. Partly light by dawn!

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