Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 11, 2009

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    ladywolf17  over 15 years ago

    The king would gladly give you a room to stay. How about a nice cozy dungeon that you can hang upside down in. Chained to the wall for your safety of course free of charge.

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    Hillbillyman  over 15 years ago

    The Fink King would gladely put you in with the Spook.

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    mjtempke  over 15 years ago

    If he’s no quitter, then how come he does’nt have a job?

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    lazygrazer  over 15 years ago

    Id should have a Gruel Stamp Program for the poor, lame, lazy and gross.

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    lewisbower  over 15 years ago

    Kingdom assistance, Assist him to the border of the kingdom

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago

    hey, he pulled a palin!

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pullin’%20a%20Palin

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    krisl73  over 15 years ago

    Would you rather that Palin stayed in office and cost the government 2 more million because of trumped up ethics charges against her?

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    krisl73  over 15 years ago

    I don’t know myself, but apparently one of the latest charge was an ethics violation because she let a reporter interview her in her office. Ummm, isn’t that normal behavior?

    According to the news, they have a new law up there where pretty much anyone can accuse an elected official of pretty much anything, and the government has to look into it. Could get really pricey, especially if someone has a beef with someone and just wants to make things tough with them.

    But what do I know, I’m not in Alaska, I don’t keep tabs on what people do up there.

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