Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 29, 2009

shetland pny has los his way down the road

Rodney kissed the wrong horse (nag).

Rodney’s priorities may be a little – unprioritized.

And his future shorter than he expects.

Dummy Rodney. I couldn’t believe he kissed the horse instead. That’s what she gets for asking, I suppose.

When her father, “The Fink”, hears about this, Rodney

might lose his head (literally) or have some “alone time.”

Somethin’ just ain’t right about that boy…

why the long face?

Rodney and the horse deserve each other - Gwen deserves something better.

Rodney’s not the sharpest bulb in the Happy Meal.

Gwen’s love for Rodney seems to be emanating from her rear.

The horse wil probably show the same battle prowse and Sir Rodney does.

Sir Rodney doesn’t want to kiss Gwen, the princess because he doesn’t want Gwen to catch something horrible from him anyway. Who knows?

Uh, Is Sir Rodney a gay or not??

bestial, maybe. more likely, he’s just shy around girls. (shy a few brain cells!)

First time I’ve seen a horse’s face getting kissed by a horse’s azz.

Maybe he bet on the nag to win?

REJECTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!