Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 08, 2009

Sir Flycatcher.

Restored, or merely transmogrified?

Obviously it was not long enough.

you mean Transfrogmified…lol

—and that fly was doing the backstrock. To bad.

I dunno, the warts could be troublesome.

I’m impressed.

I was thinking the same thing as somebodyshort

So NOW we know whe she kissed that frog

I need help lol

Pretty good shot with the ol’ tongue if you ask me.

My kind of guy!

That’s what you get with those matchmaking programs!! I wanted to explain more, but was worried about offending anyone here!! LOL (slaps himself in the face!!)

Hey, Powerboy….”to”…”too”….”two”…take your pick…but end up with the middle one, OK?

Quiet, ma’am, or everyone will want one.

Hmm. Acts a lot like the anteater in BC.

What’s that old joke about any guy who can lick his eyebrows will be popular with the ladies…

I read through to the real meaning, tongue in cheek.

Not with a ten foot tongue !

The “Zot” sound effect. Another why why “B.C.” and “Id” are related. Of cousre, the name “Hart” says a lot also.

Jar Jar Binks, nuf said.