Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 18, 2009

Wiz’s loophole.

Anyone who speaks up for the rights of cockroaches should live in a house with say, 50 million of them. That should change their tune.

If you can cure cockroaches you can cure anything.

One thing he could learn is how many of them he can hold together with a roach clip.

Check out petakillsanimals.com - that will educate you all.

Yukoner said: ”If you can cure cockroaches you can cure anything.”

Cure them of what?

Oh. Wait.

Those P.I.T.A. animal rights groups will find a way to save the cockroach.

Lots of people all over the world eat cockroaches.

FACT: If the newspaper industry goes under, cockroaches and other disgusting bugs will rule!

Lots of people give cockroaches names, put leashes on them and bring them into the U.S.

True , but only if he can prove there’s no need for the research .

Cockroaches! Dude, they sure can run fast!

Man, That ‘roach’ clip pun made me laugh my bleeep off. I will have to use that one. I agree let’s see what the PETA folks can do living in a NYC apartment with 50 million of those critters

I once wrote of an epic monster (featured in EverQuest II) that he’s not a cockroach that he should suffer just for existing. (And now you know how cockroaches usually fare around *my* place.)