Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 22, 2009

Even the clergy isn’t safe from the little fink.

I told him to separate church and state.

He’s the Fink of Finks would you expect less ?

rricchhterr, whoever says He was a liar is taking Him completely out of context.

That said, He also said “do not cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under foot and turn to attack you”.

Fink should have been imprisoned, not the padre.

Confession may be good for the soul, but it’s sure h e l l on the arms.

Becareful Fink, the Padre’s Boss might pay you back with something worse.

Hey, Padre , can you see my house from there?

All interesting questions, all answered fully and effectively long ago.

Whereas the skeptic has no objective basis for judging any action at all right or wrong (save that of expediency) and therefore has no right or ability to speak of such matters, let alone judge God for what He does or doesn’t do.

Has it occured to you that evil is only allowed in the world because we, in our self-will, wouldn’t have it any other way? The price of preventing evil is submission to the loving God’s authority, which is the one thing that human nature cannot and will not do of itself.

No one is safe from the FINK!

Look out Fink, the Padre has outside help!!

Too bad the padre hasn’t the wizards power

I confess I dosed off before I finished reading this one.

I believe in a Supreme Maker because it automatically gets me off the hook.

Do everything, admit nothing, evade prison. Simple enough to follow, difficult to execute.

Friar Tuck?…..no…Friar’s F@#%*d…..

DD FENCE EMET said: ”@grazer - believing in doesn’t make the cut - believing what is written makes the bench - believing in what’s written and doing makes you a starter.“

It is written: “BELIEVE and you will be saved, grazer.” (Acts 16:30-31)

What should I believe?….you?–a book?–or my Maker??

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That fink! He is pardoned for dozing off in church, but doesn’t pardon the religious man for dozing off during in royal business?

So much for “forgive and forget.”

1Jn 4:20 If someone says, “I love Elohim,” and hates his brother, he is a liar. For the one not loving his brother whom he has seen, how is he able to love Elohim whom he has not seen?

I’d probably doze off during both!

I have it on good authority that church sleep is some of the best sleep.