The operative word being “yet”.
it is the lead in their butts that set off the alarms
That’s not for shoplifters, it’s to wake the greeter so he can make his ventriloquist’s dummy say “Welcome to Crust-Mart!”
It’s just their early warning system.
Slipping a piece of merchandise into your bag is a great way of finally getting some customer service. The wrong kind, of course…..
margueritem over 15 years ago
The operative word being “yet”.
bald over 15 years ago
it is the lead in their butts that set off the alarms
McGehee over 15 years ago
That’s not for shoplifters, it’s to wake the greeter so he can make his ventriloquist’s dummy say “Welcome to Crust-Mart!”
Radical-Knight over 15 years ago
It’s just their early warning system.
risitas over 15 years ago
Slipping a piece of merchandise into your bag is a great way of finally getting some customer service. The wrong kind, of course…..