Frank, The strip is much better now that the adult aspect of it is a bit more real and ramped up a notch. With your talent you could give Brooke McEldowney a run for his money, but with your own twist. Newspapers need to have an “HBO” outlet where you pay to leave the prudes and other Republicans behind. Taste means not having to read between the lines.
nz4m60-As a Republican and a fan of Bloom County, let me say that we can be pigs too! We just don’t get caught in the White House Bathroom getting our “balloons inflated” as it were. <:-)
I dunno, I never went to bars so I never got that experience but just once I would love to have a guy give me a lame pickup line, just once. That would be so fun! Course, I suppose I would have to put a gross of canteloupes down my shirt to make that happen. God Bless American the land that loves jugs!
Just remember boys, big boops are great to look at, but when it comes down to the nitty gritty they get in the way, at least that is what my guy friends always tell me. They are so happy to land a double d chick, then complain afterwards how annoying they were.
ForeverAllstar-“I must have died and gone to heaven, because I am looking at an angel.” Just for you; don’t know many pickup lines. I don’t need them as I am happily married.
“More than a mouthful is wasted!”
Trust me, ForeverAllStar, as a D-cup girl myself, big boobs don’t attract male attention unless they are fake ones on young, skinny chicks. Natural Ds and DDs tend to be, like me, FAT. I never got looked at twice. I’m married only because I pursued the relationship (he’s a teddy bear, the male counterpart to us BBWs). We’ve been happily married for nearly 17 years, so I apparently chose well. :)
Well allstar etc, as a DDD ;girl Myself, I always stopped traffic. I was never thin after the age of 8, but wasn’t fat.
Always had plenty of dates, had trouble getting rid of men,plenty of offers, more than one proposal.
Guess it helps if you’re cute and smart and bodacious.
611Kwel almost 16 years ago
Does he not realize he is a pig trying to hit on human women?
pschearer Premium Member almost 16 years ago
Great line. It always pleases me to hear a joke I’ve never heard before.
Be sure to check out “The Duplex” today for another great turn-down.
(See how well-behaved I’m being by not mentioning her magnificent adornments?)
Slugnutty almost 16 years ago
Few pigs EVER realize they are hitting on human women.
nz4m60 almost 16 years ago
Frank, The strip is much better now that the adult aspect of it is a bit more real and ramped up a notch. With your talent you could give Brooke McEldowney a run for his money, but with your own twist. Newspapers need to have an “HBO” outlet where you pay to leave the prudes and other Republicans behind. Taste means not having to read between the lines.
HabaneroBuck almost 16 years ago
very nice, kid…prescient
AL154 almost 16 years ago
WOW!
AL154 almost 16 years ago
WOW!
briankblough almost 16 years ago
nz4m60-As a Republican and a fan of Bloom County, let me say that we can be pigs too! We just don’t get caught in the White House Bathroom getting our “balloons inflated” as it were. <:-)
ForeverAllstar almost 16 years ago
I dunno, I never went to bars so I never got that experience but just once I would love to have a guy give me a lame pickup line, just once. That would be so fun! Course, I suppose I would have to put a gross of canteloupes down my shirt to make that happen. God Bless American the land that loves jugs!
ForeverAllstar almost 16 years ago
Just remember boys, big boops are great to look at, but when it comes down to the nitty gritty they get in the way, at least that is what my guy friends always tell me. They are so happy to land a double d chick, then complain afterwards how annoying they were.
briankblough almost 16 years ago
ForeverAllstar-“I must have died and gone to heaven, because I am looking at an angel.” Just for you; don’t know many pickup lines. I don’t need them as I am happily married. “More than a mouthful is wasted!”
Wildmustang1262 almost 16 years ago
Another “too bad” for Dean again! So there!
TWAdair almost 16 years ago
A nice change of pace… Dean doesn’t get dropped kicked into the payphone!
(And that’s a classic reply. If Dean were smarter, he would have had a witty reply ready. But he’s a pig.)
If this is a week-long series, then I suspect that Leslie will succeed where Dean has failed.
donnarowe2 almost 16 years ago
Trust me, ForeverAllStar, as a D-cup girl myself, big boobs don’t attract male attention unless they are fake ones on young, skinny chicks. Natural Ds and DDs tend to be, like me, FAT. I never got looked at twice. I’m married only because I pursued the relationship (he’s a teddy bear, the male counterpart to us BBWs). We’ve been happily married for nearly 17 years, so I apparently chose well. :)
elikelp almost 16 years ago
Well allstar etc, as a DDD ;girl Myself, I always stopped traffic. I was never thin after the age of 8, but wasn’t fat. Always had plenty of dates, had trouble getting rid of men,plenty of offers, more than one proposal. Guess it helps if you’re cute and smart and bodacious.