I also can’t stand Teen Aliens In Love, Teen Androids In Love, or anything of that ilk. If I want allegorical soap operas about misunderstood, persecuted subcultures, I’ll stick with X-Men, thankyouverymuch.
Even Nosferatu was mild compared with medeval vampires - those looked like bloated corpses, walked like they had rigormortis, and were very - uh - aromatic.
There once was a vampire called Nosferatu,
Who wanted to suck the blood right out of you!
But try though he might,
He just had no bite,
For his teeth had cavities up the kazoo!
DorianKTB almost 15 years ago
Loved this! It’s about time somebody told it like it is about vampires in pop culture! :-)
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
What bugs me is when people claim that traditional attributes of vampires aren’t “plausible.”
”MY vampires don’t turn into BATS! That wouldn’t be believable!”
YOU’RE WRITING ABOUT FRIGGIN’ VAMPIRES! If your readers believe in them, they’re morons!
But, in the “B.C”,“Wizard of Id”, and “Tiny Sepuku” strips anything from the 21st Century AD can show up in them.
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
My vampires can beat up your vampires!
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
None of these sensitive Teen Vampires In Love could hold a candle to Dracula or Nosferatu…
Trisha_Evenstar almost 15 years ago
THANK YOU schizoid!
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I also can’t stand Teen Aliens In Love, Teen Androids In Love, or anything of that ilk. If I want allegorical soap operas about misunderstood, persecuted subcultures, I’ll stick with X-Men, thankyouverymuch.
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
Even Nosferatu was mild compared with medeval vampires - those looked like bloated corpses, walked like they had rigormortis, and were very - uh - aromatic.
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 15 years ago
There once was a vampire called Nosferatu, Who wanted to suck the blood right out of you! But try though he might, He just had no bite, For his teeth had cavities up the kazoo!