Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 03, 2009

  1. But eo
    Rakkav  about 15 years ago

    Broomie is having a bad week!

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    Llewellenbruce  about 15 years ago

    That’s a “Mission Impossible”.

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    margueritem  about 15 years ago

    Cheer up Broomie, we still love you!

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    Sisyphos  about 15 years ago

    Genies should not be placed on active duty roster unless they have been trained to handle the hard jobs. And Broomie is certainly a tough case….

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  5. Taz
    wilkins  about 15 years ago

    Minor setbacks I see.

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    Yukoner  about 15 years ago

    Broomie, don’t waste time asking for what you already are.

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Joe Allen Doty said, He doesn’t know how to turn a 1500 year old witch with green complexion into a young and beautiful witch with perfect skin color.

    Maybe he should go ask Bugs Bunny.

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    GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago

    agreed, ladyfingers86. I guess there is a limit to Broomie’s powers.

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    Ursula A Kehoe Premium Member about 15 years ago

    “Dona nobis pacem” [grant us peace]

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    ProfessorKid  about 15 years ago

    To paraphrase Robin Williams: “I’m a magician, not a beautician!”

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 15 years ago

    hear! hear! propitius pacem in diebus nostris

    not bloody likely, though

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 15 years ago

    “I can make you young, or I can make you beautiful, but I can’t make you young and beautiful. That would take two wishes.”

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    bald  about 15 years ago

    broomie, we love you as you are…

    but for his remark, go ahead and zap that genie

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    hippiefreak66  about 15 years ago

    poor broomie!

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    Rakkav  about 15 years ago

    Some of the best comments I’ve read all week. Keep going!

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    SidSnomann  about 15 years ago

    World peace? A bridge to Hawaii would be easier.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 15 years ago

    Maybe she could wish for all the hunks of the world to lower their standards, so she’ll at least have a fighting chance.

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    GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Maybe she oughta try a bar at 2AM. Nobody’s ugly in a bar at 2AM.

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    cynicTech  about 15 years ago

    kinda wonder what would happen if they ever gave her what she asked……

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Given her complexion and body type, he’d probably make her a young and beautiful toad.

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 15 years ago

    World peace would be simple. Just set up a global dictatorship to suppress all regional conflicts with an iron fist…

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  22. Grog poop
    GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago

    cholldekkgher stenst…

    You forgot:

    D - Moon shuttle conductor E - Engineer F - Escalator

    Ahm dead, Jim!

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