Why would a wife soak his Q-tips? To embarrass him so bad that he stops going to the bar and stays home to pay attention to her maybe?
Woodeye - Clearly!
C. Aukerman - LOL!! Crazy glue would be terrible but it’d probably remove the ear hair when the Q-Tip is extracted.
Other worse things she could soak his Q-tip in:
M.E.K. or Acetone
Dave’s Gourmet Insanity Sauce (hottest sauce in the universe)
Nutmeg - if it get’s intravenous, it’s lethal.
100 Molar Nitric Acid
The same poison used against Hamlet’s dad.
Or maybe he invented that lie because he’s getting old and growing ear hair THAT MAKES ALL US OLD GUYS LOOK LIKE YODA!! I’m not losing my hair; it’s just migrating to my ears and nose!
WoodEye almost 15 years ago
And his hair gel is Nair.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Too cruel…
Tawanda almost 15 years ago
lol
Nebulous Premium Member almost 15 years ago
And then she says, “You Never Listen To Me!!”
davecancer almost 15 years ago
Now she can burn him at the stake as a Warlock !
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
Does that explain Dagwood Bumstead?
treBsdrawkcaB almost 15 years ago
Why would a wife soak his Q-tips? To embarrass him so bad that he stops going to the bar and stays home to pay attention to her maybe?
Woodeye - Clearly!
C. Aukerman - LOL!! Crazy glue would be terrible but it’d probably remove the ear hair when the Q-Tip is extracted.
Other worse things she could soak his Q-tip in: M.E.K. or Acetone Dave’s Gourmet Insanity Sauce (hottest sauce in the universe) Nutmeg - if it get’s intravenous, it’s lethal. 100 Molar Nitric Acid The same poison used against Hamlet’s dad.
treBsdrawkcaB almost 15 years ago
Or maybe he invented that lie because he’s getting old and growing ear hair THAT MAKES ALL US OLD GUYS LOOK LIKE YODA!! I’m not losing my hair; it’s just migrating to my ears and nose!
Templo S.U.D. almost 15 years ago
She has been dipping his cotton swabs in what? What does Rogaine do? I’m not quite following when it comes to his ear hair.
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
Hey they’re at Moe’s ,Homer must be down the bar a little farther.