Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 10, 2009

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    kershawfamily  about 15 years ago

    cold

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    very hot

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    c00k13m0n5t3r  about 15 years ago

    All of the above, please, I can finally afford a good party!

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    wndrwrthg  about 15 years ago

    I prefer Molotov Cocktails when celebrating the bonuses of corporate scum.

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    John Reiher Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Just let me know what his route is and I’ll rent a manure spreader and lie in wait with a full load…

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    oravaki  about 15 years ago

    I just hope the drivers area is bullet- and firebroof

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    poppy1313  about 15 years ago

    I have nothing funny say :0(

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    poody  about 15 years ago

    poppy1313 - don’t worry about it, neither did the other posters. :-)

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    Superfrog  about 15 years ago

    I guess he’s been a long time working his fingers to the bonus.

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    KEA  about 15 years ago

    I suggest Ben-gay, Nair and Super Glue

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    alan.gurka  about 15 years ago

    That car is too drab. Need to pimp it up with color, chrome and pizazz to really rub it into the taxpayers. Let them know where their money’s gone!

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    Yukoneric  about 15 years ago

    Execution is too good for them.

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    zonkerpirate  about 15 years ago

    how about sand in the vasoline like he’s been using on the tax payers

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    DonVanni  about 15 years ago

    Just don’t drive past any book depositories.

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    T Gabriel Premium Member about 15 years ago

    How about a fine mist of willy peter?

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    lobkiller  about 15 years ago

    at least he’s not abusing the corporate jet…this time

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    Potrzebie  about 15 years ago

    let his bleeep tax-cuts expire and grandfather them!@

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    lazygrazer  about 15 years ago

    These one-man parades will restore hope for the 14.2 millon unemployed Americans who forgot how good life can be.

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    Varnes  about 15 years ago

    Dude’s just trying to make a living. So he scammed us out of our money, that’s capitalism, isn’t it?

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    mikdeeps  about 15 years ago

    Dracip Well said.Long live Free Enterprise..

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    poody  about 15 years ago

    Agree with Dracip. If y’all want to be angry at someone look to D.C. They are the goof balls approving everything. The entire 500+ need to go.

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    poody  about 15 years ago

    Agree with Dracip. If y’all want to be angry at someone look to D.C. They are the goof balls approving everything. The entire 500+ need to go.

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    poody  about 15 years ago

    Agree with Dracip. If y’all want to be angry at someone look to D.C. They are the goof balls approving everything. The entire 500+ need to go.

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    Potrzebie  about 15 years ago

    too much clicking.

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    David_J Premium Member about 15 years ago

    “If this is a celebration, then why is the MC wearing an executioner’s hood?”

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    DevXIII  about 15 years ago

    Hope his last will is all done, ‘cause he’s gonna need it..

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    artybee  about 15 years ago

    Like Seth and Amy said, it takes a lot of gall to have a company with Gold and Sacks in its name.

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    Plods with ...™  about 15 years ago

    IED

    RPG

    BFG

    Nuke

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    nonsequitous  about 15 years ago

    “Water balloons? Pies? Bricks? Napalm? ”

    Carjacking.

    A family of five could live in that thing, and rent out the driver’s seat to a college stoont.

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    treered  about 15 years ago

    we should send him a present, like a neck tie made of hemp…

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    twieliczka  about 15 years ago

    Where did I put that basket of rotten tomatoes?

    Its gotta be around here somewhere.

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    Kosher71  about 15 years ago

    Who says a competitor and their business couldn’t have a unfortunate accident ?

    Last I heard , capitalism is quite Darwinian .

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    Ushindi  about 15 years ago

    You love this, don’t you, Wiley? (So do I…lol)

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    Trebor39  about 15 years ago

    oravaki, I hope they’re not.

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    Varnes  about 15 years ago

    Rupp, you’re right. Capitalism without rules is nothing but anarchy and chaos, or as I like to call it, the first decade of the twenty first century…

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Dracip – the first decades of the twentieth too. Something went horribly right in the last half of the 20th!

    I agree with both of you.

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    Varnes  about 15 years ago

    Steve, point well taken. It did get better for a while there, didn’t it?

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    AKHenderson Premium Member about 15 years ago

    And the man in the suit has just bought a new car With the profit he’s made from your greens…

    (Any fans of Traffic out there?)

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