Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 13, 2009

Don’t set your sights too high!

So the man has vertigo. Give him a break.

Hey Yukoner,I understand. I get nosebleeds when I standup, and I’m all of 5 foot 3.

Not quite, Yukoner. Andy has horizontigo. :))

(That should pay you back for at least one of your brilliant one-liners.)

Andy spends a lot of time checking his eyelids for leaks.

Always keep your sights low enough to keep the bar change in view.

And if Andy didn’t have Flo to support him he wouldn’t have the money to occupy the barstool. He’d be a wino in a gutter.

My peter’s always been ambitious too.

I think a footstool would be an improvement for Andy!

Oh Grazer, I just caught that! Bad, bad, bad!!

Rakkav: so far, you win! (best - i.e. worst - pun, that is.)

and grazer, for shame (that i didn’t get here earlier so i could have used it.)

Andy has almost mastered his ambition. He climbs upon the barstool with ease. It is the dismount that he has problems with.

Dang! No fair Johanan! To all others who ‘thought’ of his idea first I think we should investigate the time zone his early repartes are sent! Gotta level the playing field!

Footstool? Don’t you mean he targeted a bar stool?

Well, what do you know? I’m finally bein’ noticed around here! :))

And it’s interesting to know that others thought of the same pun. As I like to quip, “Great minds think alike…unfortunately, so do small minds!” ;)

(It’s Central Time in the US, and I stay up late enough - or get up early enough after an early nap - to pull this off.)

In the UK a footstool isn’t a barstool, no more there than here. Andy is aiming even lower than some of you think.