Close to Home by John McPherson for November 10, 2009

Coming soon: mailman flavor!

Ah, stereotypes. Always good for humor.

And bottled toilet water water for those discriminating doggie palates…..

but wait, there’s more! Butt-flavored cat food!!!

i just knew it would hit the stores eventually , but now it will give that durned dog a taste for the real thing

Also try: cat flavor.

JAM The one part of my Postal career that wasn’t funny was dogs, except for that one on my butt in front of the customer’s kids.

hay batty, I heard it was the same as chicken

Sorry, Lew, I should have said “burglar flavor” then :D