Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 09, 2009

No, I’m not God, and I don’t twitter. I don’t want to know every mundane detail of everyone’s life. How boring.

BC13 - I’m the same way. The only time I’ve read someone’s “tweets” is when they were reporting for a newspaper on a murder trial that I knew the victim & her family quite well.

gmartin997

What do you mean,” See! Even Dave Coverly is funnier than Leigh Rubin.”

“Even”????

THe fact that you don’t knoiw Coverly is one of the best cartoonist out there shows that you’re a moron.

calvin&?mark - I checked out both comic strips earlier & am in agreement with your comment. Sometimes a sense of humor has to be cultivated (farmer humor)

As for EMET - I think he gets “religious” from staying out in the sunlight trying for the St Paul effect.

BTW my momma was a Sunday School Teacher & my daddy was a Deacon & Usher in the church. Story goes my dad became upset how the church used donations for “other purposes” than what my father considered “charity work.”

Got to watch Sunday morning cartoons (Rocky & Bullwinkle Show) instead of playing SOAP games with my brothers during “Church”. Mom ended up going Penta-Cost-Al. The neighbors who used to come over to play cards - stopped coming over.

Moral of the Story (for U Aesop’s Fables fans & tie-in to yesterdays “I know I’ve heard that voice before” question posted in S.O.T.U - & NOT Biblical in Nature)

You may think U R Right when actually you May Be Just Suffering from Heat Exhaustion.

I’ve already posted advice for dehydration elsewhere - Take Care Of YOUR - SELF (the “we” part is where the dehydration effects show the most).

God wears glasses? No way!