Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 19, 2009

Sweet Justice!

The tree rat is going to go squirrely.

Since it would ruin the joke for me to point out that squirrels don’t remember where they hide nuts anyway – they find them by scent later – I’ll keep quiet.

Lost his nuts being a bird brain.

I hate ground squirrels. They are nothing but rats with big, bushy tails. I used to think they were cute, but they do steal the birdseed I put our for my feathered friends and can ruin a yard with their tunnels and NASTY scent that lingers for months!

Boy ACORN is really getting hauled over the keel this week.

But the media forgot this: “I’ve been fighting alongside ACORN on issues you care about my entire career,” Obama told ACORN leaders in November 2007, according to a posting on Obama’s campaign Web site. “Even before I was an elected official, when I ran Project Vote voter registration drive in Illinois, ACORN was smack dab in the middle of it, and we appreciate your work.”

I see the squirrel, and I see the bird, but I don’t see Obama anywhere - I must have missed something because I don’t see the connection….