Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 17, 2009

…maybe.

His office is a lot neater than mine.

A clean desk is the sign of a sick mind.

They say that a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, but if that’s true then what is an empty desk a sign of?

An efficient report on efficiency is zero words on no paper

In a virtual world………………………………………………

Somebody call alanis morissette to show her an example of ‘irony’…

Must be a government worker.

I hate to say this, but that guy is me.

physician, heal thyself

I was a government worker for 20 years and left everything as I found it

His shorts turned yellow :))

I think, comYics, efficiency expert’s shorts turned from musk melon green to apricot while his shirt turned form tan to fern green.

Nice/nasty one Lewreader – I hope you’re joking!

Subliminal advertising, OH!

Looks like Dad’s office.