Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 16, 2009

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    Keith Messamer  almost 15 years ago

    The moose got hit by a car; naturally, it died.

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    lewisbower  almost 15 years ago

    Naturally? What position did he play on the baseball team?

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    eardroppings  almost 15 years ago

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    Why is this a MOOSE? Looks like a cow to me. Also why is the vulture who’s talking on his belly??

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    fredbuhl  almost 15 years ago

    This is absolutely natural. Where’s the skidmarks, where’s the radiator coolant? There’s not even any blood. Good eating!

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    Hardhar  almost 15 years ago

    It’s so obviious. The skidmarks are in the briefs worn by the driver of the semi who did not have enough time to hit the brakes but was able to swerve out of the way. The cow (or moose) saw the oncoming truck and had a heart attack.

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    Ashrey  almost 15 years ago

    It’s now roadkill. Doesn’t matter. Call Highway Patrol.

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    brawny80  almost 15 years ago

    vultures are nasty and crusty

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    CoBass  almost 15 years ago

    eardroppings: The vulture who is talking isn’t on his belly; he’s flying.

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