For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for December 06, 2004

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Voice-overs on TV: And now we'll bring 4 people who hate each other onto the set to fight and scream obscenities!!!! Tonight, Lucinda Dwilff gives birth to her own sister! Later, we'll see Clem Hoarkwad's colonoscopy! Problems with intimacy? See how the pros do it!!! - This show is X-rated. April: (Sigh...I'm only 13, and already I'm bored with reality.)