Awww, I can tell the way Connie feels. She is sooooooo lonely. She needs to be loved so badly. Mmm, I think she is going to cry a little bit. snif, snif! waaaa!
I would love to give her a little bit of my sweet lovin’, but I’m not sure if I want to spend out my entire life savings on her and her kid, only for her to divorce me and kick me to the curb in a fit of rage over unpaid shopping spree bills of hers, while stealing my house in a divorce proceeding, and leaving me broke, as so many men are, once they become the victim of a low-self-esteemed divorce-o-holic, who is never happy with themselves or the men they victimize. Oops! I forgot. This is a comic strip.
Search only for a man who’ll be ‘a husband’; and yes you’ll find plenty o’ nutcases. Search for a guy whose interests and personality might make him your best friend, and you may find a soulmate, Connie! Then you’ll actually have a chance at happily ever after….
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
She’s worried about attracting a nutcase? Um, has anyone mentioned that she IS and nutcase?
carmy over 15 years ago
Desperado.
panacea1477 over 15 years ago
She just wants to loved! Is that so wrong?!?!?
summerdog86 over 15 years ago
That had better be a typewritter she’s using. There was no on-line dating service in the 70’s when this is supposed to take place.
alondra over 15 years ago
No Connie a nutcase is not better than nothing.
bald over 15 years ago
try the village voice they had a relationship section
Silverpearl over 15 years ago
A keyboard isn’t that loud, must be a typewriter. “Ding!”
swolf48110 over 15 years ago
She’s got the same kind of “issues” as that nutcase with the octuplites plus 6.
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
Awww, I can tell the way Connie feels. She is sooooooo lonely. She needs to be loved so badly. Mmm, I think she is going to cry a little bit. snif, snif! waaaa!
catslover2 over 15 years ago
doctortoon – I like your new icon. Macushlalondra and Wildmustang1262: I agree with you.
Connie is too desperated!
AKHenderson Premium Member over 15 years ago
I think Doc Boy from “Garfield” is single. Does she like cow tipping?
trainguy over 15 years ago
I would love to give her a little bit of my sweet lovin’, but I’m not sure if I want to spend out my entire life savings on her and her kid, only for her to divorce me and kick me to the curb in a fit of rage over unpaid shopping spree bills of hers, while stealing my house in a divorce proceeding, and leaving me broke, as so many men are, once they become the victim of a low-self-esteemed divorce-o-holic, who is never happy with themselves or the men they victimize. Oops! I forgot. This is a comic strip.
arceedee over 15 years ago
Search only for a man who’ll be ‘a husband’; and yes you’ll find plenty o’ nutcases. Search for a guy whose interests and personality might make him your best friend, and you may find a soulmate, Connie! Then you’ll actually have a chance at happily ever after….
kfaatz925 over 15 years ago
Norman, I don’t know many women who wouldn’t put their kids first. Arceedee, right on! :)
teaguemj over 15 years ago
AssofDoom, I used a Selectra that had a flat keyboard. ? Maybe that’s what Lynn was visualizing when she drew this.
teaguemj over 15 years ago
Also, to misquote Mr. Kennedy: Ask not who will keep you company in a relationship, ask who needs your company, –you might find someone nice.
arceedee over 15 years ago
hey thanks kfaatz! And I totally agree about women putting our kids first - it’s just about hardwired into most moms…