Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 11, 2009

That shook ‘em up, Broomie!

Broomie, you’re pure evil. I love it!

Broomie, why?! Why?! They’re your friends–practically your only friends!

And when nothing happens, they’re going to kill you.

Where did she get this business model?

Bubble, bubble, boil and trouble.

That’ll keep ‘em on their toes. In 2 weeks it’s Christmas. Better have your presents ready for Broomie.

surPRISE!!!! no gifts

Didn’t i work for you once upon a time???

now she has me wondering what we are waiting for

Dirty hilda. Dirty!

If your gifts are (rhymes with) scrap, then you’ll get a zap.

And in 15 days they’ll be singing, “Broomie got run over by a reindeer…”