A man wants to train his dog, so he goes to a guy who specializes in fitting the dog to the owner’s occupation. The trainer shows the guy some example of his previous work.
He throws a bunch of bones on the floor, and brings in the first dog. The dog pulls out a magnifying glass and begins inspecting the bones. “I trained him as an archaeologist’s dog.”
A second dog is brought out, who stacks the bones into a magnificent tower. “I trained this dog for an architect.”
A third dog is then brought in. This dog knocks over the tower, screws both the other dogs in the @$$, and takes all the bones for himself.
margueritem over 15 years ago
Good one. Can he do ‘whiplash’?
TheRedHatt over 15 years ago
OMG What that boy could do in a lap !
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
Also, he won’t beg but he does know how to plead…
bald over 15 years ago
where did this dogs owner find the charlie brown shirt ?
calvinandquestionmark over 15 years ago
he will roll on a dead squirrel though.
fritzoid Premium Member over 15 years ago
A man wants to train his dog, so he goes to a guy who specializes in fitting the dog to the owner’s occupation. The trainer shows the guy some example of his previous work.
He throws a bunch of bones on the floor, and brings in the first dog. The dog pulls out a magnifying glass and begins inspecting the bones. “I trained him as an archaeologist’s dog.”
A second dog is brought out, who stacks the bones into a magnificent tower. “I trained this dog for an architect.”
A third dog is then brought in. This dog knocks over the tower, screws both the other dogs in the @$$, and takes all the bones for himself.
“Who is this one’s owner?”
“A divorce lawyer.”
alan.gurka over 15 years ago
That dog’s got some NASTY looking nose!
Possum Pete over 15 years ago
Don’t want to get that nose in my business!