“Verily, I treasure thy friendship above rubies, and wouldst not imperil that – Nay, not for the riches of the Orient! We’ll take luncheon together, oftimes, by my throth. But, i’Faith, I am so busy of late… Sendeth not for me, I shall send for thee.”
I do wish folks who affect archaic speech patterns would do so grammatically. “Why dost thou no longer wish to date?” All the misplaced -eths are annoying. (Yes, I know, I’m being picky but for some us, raised on Shakespeare and the KJV, these forms follow meaningful patterns.)
pouncingtiger almost 15 years ago
This is why chivalry has died.
Plods with ...™ almost 15 years ago
but we can be friends….
Yukoneric almost 15 years ago
The break up has been going on for a looooooooong time. Same dialog, different words.
Hamish_38 almost 15 years ago
My Chivalry ran out of gas so I had to walk .
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
“Verily, I treasure thy friendship above rubies, and wouldst not imperil that – Nay, not for the riches of the Orient! We’ll take luncheon together, oftimes, by my throth. But, i’Faith, I am so busy of late… Sendeth not for me, I shall send for thee.”
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She says “It’s not you, it’s me.”
She means “It’s not you, it’s this other guy…”
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
and ‘tis is your restraining order….I beg thee to heed lest you be confined in ye olde stocks
boghos68 almost 15 years ago
I do wish folks who affect archaic speech patterns would do so grammatically. “Why dost thou no longer wish to date?” All the misplaced -eths are annoying. (Yes, I know, I’m being picky but for some us, raised on Shakespeare and the KJV, these forms follow meaningful patterns.)
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
boghos, I feel your pain, but that battle’s lost…
I cringe everytime I see books “translating” Shakespeare into modern vernacular.
It’s not a foreign language, people!
Bargrove almost 15 years ago
Ah the breaketh up for thcentures with those with
speech impethements.