The Academia Waltz by Berkeley Breathed for December 23, 2003

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    tobybartels  over 16 years ago

    Woman problems right bib brother? I can see it in your eyes… co-ed fever.

    Oh, you have no idea, man…

    The Fonz

    Love hurts, I know. So tell me about it… I'm fairly sensitive for my ten years.

    Y'know, maybe a perspective such as yours is just what I need with this… Okay, listen up…

    Okay so there's this chick, right?… And I'm crazy 'bout her… And she likes me… Sort of… I think… Well, if she does, she won't show it… Insecurity maybe… Or a lack of sincerity… Jeezus, I've spent alot of money and time on her… Well, what would you do?

    Spit in her milk.

    Yeah?

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    Shimmery Mermaid  almost 9 years ago

    … so, did you? :P

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    John Smith  about 7 years ago

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    vlad_tepes97  almost 2 years ago

    alot

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