The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for September 12, 2009

He should order a Screaming Orgasm. (It’s a drink folks).

I think he could use a real one.

take some sloe gin, southern comfort, vodka and orange juice, then add some Galliano.

now lets see if any of the drink aficionados know the name of that beverage.

Um how ‘bout a slow, comfortable screw!

nearly there but you forgot what adding Galliano does to a screwdriver.

Well, we drift from Harvey Wallbangers and Screwdrivers to a “Sloe S— Against The Wall”, I believe. (I added the dashes to avoid offending the delicate among us.)

interesting, I just typed in :

oh, I though he had a fake orga…….. ’ and the org…… part got bleeped but if you type it out as ‘Screaming Orgasm” it is ok…….

I guess when it comes to censorship, things become complicated

I’d like to cancel the order for the new computerized lettering. If I were a newspaper editor considering strips, this one became less appealing as of now.

I think she already had them…and then he showed up.

Hey, KingRat, not a Rusty Nipple, is it? And yes, that IS a drink! (so I’ve heard…never had one…couldn’t rustle up enough nerve to order it)

“Screaming Orgasm” - 1 oz vodka 1 1/2 oz Bailey’s® Irish cream 1/2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur

“Fake Orgasm” - 1 1/2 oz heavy cream 6 oz coffee

Screwdriver - 1 1/2 oz vodka 4 oz orange juice

Harvey Wallbanger - 1 1/2 oz vodka 4 oz orange juice 1 oz Galliano

Sloe Comfortable Screw - 1 oz sloe gin 1 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur 3 oz orange juice 1 oz vodka

Sloe Comfortable Screw against the Wall - 1 oz sloe gin 1 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur 3 oz orange juice 1 oz vodka 1/2 oz Galliano

I was unable to find anything about the “Rusty Nipple” other than it might be a variation of rusty nail - 1 1/2 oz. Scotch 1/2 oz. Drambuie

and “buttery nipple”- 1 oz Irish Cream 1 oz butterscotch Schnapps

Well, now we know…I can sleep peacefully now.

How about “sex on the beach”?