Garfield: Here comes Arlene. One look from those dewy eyes turns me to jelly. I'd go to the ends of the Earth for her. Touch my teddy bear and you'll be picking those false eyelashes off the ceiling, lady.
May 14, 2024
Arlen, beat him to the pulp
This like some sort of soap. Just think:
Garfield: “Arlene, I love you. But what really tugs my heart and lets my passions fly is Pooky, my teddy bear.”
Arlene: “[Gasp!]” How, how could you! I give you my heart, and you tear it to pieces!"
Garfield: “Arlene…”
Arlene: “Get away from me, you swine!” [runs off sobbing into the night]
Sorry about that. I get a little carried away. XD
Aleja08 over 12 years ago
Arlen, beat him to the pulp
Comics Master almost 11 years ago
This like some sort of soap. Just think:
Garfield: “Arlene, I love you. But what really tugs my heart and lets my passions fly is Pooky, my teddy bear.”
Arlene: “[Gasp!]” How, how could you! I give you my heart, and you tear it to pieces!"
Garfield: “Arlene…”
Arlene: “Get away from me, you swine!” [runs off sobbing into the night]
Comics Master almost 11 years ago
Sorry about that. I get a little carried away. XD