Garfield by Jim Davis for December 26, 1982
December 25, 1982
December 27, 1982
Transcript:
Garfield: Set the stage, light the lights. Good evening, ladies and germs. *SPLAT* Garfield: My car is so old, it is insured against fire, theft and indian raids. My girlfriend is so cross-eyed, she can sit on the front porch and count the chickens in the backyard. Take my dog...pleeeze. Jon: It must have been one of your better nights. Garfield: I was in rare form.
Aleja08 over 12 years ago
He can be worse than that!
heorotlinea over 10 years ago
Poor Garf. He gets splatted just from introducing himself.
Vulo the Face Borrower Premium Member about 1 year ago
Ouch! Ouchie! Hot hot hot! Owowowowow!
ElJorro about 1 year ago
That fence must make a killing at the concession stand.
ElJorro about 1 year ago
Garfield can’t help but love it.
Arufi 7 months ago
the day that garfield promised yesteday
jasonbres about 1 month ago
When this was adapted for a Garfield and Friends “quickie”, the “my car is so old” joke was changed to “My car is so old it’s insured against fire, theft, and dinosaur stampedes”, possibly to avoid offending indigenous Americans. And also, when he bids the audience good evening, he tells the old groaner, “I just flew in from the coast and boy, are my paws tired!”