Garfield by Jim Davis for January 12, 1995

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    RafeWeisz  over 11 years ago

    Whatever you do, do not open the newspaper.

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    glowing-steak32  about 9 years ago

    Uh oh.

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    zebm_the_awsome  over 8 years ago

    No dont open it, give it to Jon!

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    Garfield  about 7 years ago

    #̶̢̡̖͚̱͉̹̻̳͍̲̲̥͓̼̠̝̦͑ͯͭͯͭ͗ͥͤ̓ͪ̏̊́̀͢}̘͚̖̝̼̜͎̤̥̈́̃̉̓ͦ̌͗́̚̚ͅ$̧̛ͬ͌̓ͮ̈̈́̅̇ͩ͗҉͈͍͕̹̭̥̠͝͠{̸̻̯͕͖̭̪̤̬͙̬̮̟̺͇̮̗̭̘ͩ͋̃̐̏̀͢͢¥̻̯̦̱̒̔ͯ̑̅́̕͟͝’̡̬̯͉̼̖̅̔̈́͆ͣ͂̌ͩ͒ͪ͑̇̈ͮ̕+̶͊̏̔ͣ̇̽̍̈ͪ́̈́ͨ͋̒̚̕҉͔͔̥̱̠̱̳͙̬̙̪̼̝͖:̈ͬ̎̀́ͬͥͧ̆̏͋̐ͯ͊ͤ͏̠͕̰̘̗͙͎͔̗̪͕͙͓+̸̸̨̖̯̩̹̏ͧ̇͆͜͠’͒ͭ͌ͪ̔̅ͭ̔ͣ̅ͦ̎̚͏̸̞̪͙ͅ¿̷̴̏͋̔ͣͥ̾ͭ͏̯̱̖̪͓̟̻̱̬͓̤͚̠͍͎¡̵̤̺̗͇̰̱̙̥̗̬̙͙͙͙͚̓ͦ̽͐̋̈́͝¡̛̹̞̳̼̗̌̊̔̏̑ͬ͑̃̈́͆͌̐́̚¡ͧͣ̇ͯ̆̇͏҉̷̢̝̤͔̰̳͕̟̻̖͎̜͕̤͚̪͍̗͡¿̡̄͐̉͏̫͈͖̪̣͖͕̼̥̲͎͞¿̶̵̛̹̠̣̮̲͈͙̼ͪ̽ͪͧ͂ͪ̔̄̾͛̎ͣ¿̴̯̲̥̩͇̩̤̫͉̟͈͉̩̲̻̋̌͐͑̒ͮ̌̉͘͜͞͞ͅ¿̸͋̓̓ͦ̍ͬ̆̈́̕͟͏̦̰͖̙̩͓͇̼̞͎̯̤͓ͅʞ̴̴̡̗̘͔̹̘̣͓̩̠͇̺̟̺̗̇̐̆̉̎ͦͨ̿ͧͥͬ̋͟ǝ̛̦͙̖̬͕̤̬͇̼͎̞̤̦͈̤̙͎̱̟ͪ̅ͣ̂͂̂ͨ̋͢͠ʞ̛̼͚͇͇͓̱̯̳͔̮̘͙͕̳̺͈̣͒̇͐̔̽ͨ̏̅ͦ̽̇̑̌ͮ͛̚̚̚͢ʞ̡̤̬̹͍̳̹̟͉̹ͪ̓͊̓͐̓̎ͪ͌͋ͮ̔͐̉̂͢¿҉¿̧̨͏̛̕ʞ̶̨̛̕͞ǝ̴̵̢̕ʞ̶̛́͡͠ʞ̷̴̀̀ɐ̶̛͝ɯ̛҉̧̀ǝ̡͜͠ɯ̕͠ ̛͘҉͘ɯ̢͟ơ̸̡ɹ̸͢͟ɟ͏̡͞ ǝ͝҉dɐ̶͜ɔ̧sǝ̶̶͠ p̷͠ן͠n̵̛o͝͏ɔ҉͟ nóʎ̷ ̷ʞúıɥʇ n̸o͘ʎ͞

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    Garfield  about 7 years ago

    Т̿ͥ̓̎ͥͤ̉̉̈́̃ͦ̿̓̌̇̒͂҉͠͏̻̜̜͇̮̫̞̕ͅЕ̨̡͖͈͈͔̙̣͙̤̳͕̩̬̞͙̬̥̼̜̬̿͊̾͗͒̄̐͗̍̈́͘̕͝П̢̨̫̙̹͚͎̬̫͔ͦ̉̔͌͂̄̾̊ͧͭ̑̄ͨ̿͒̉ͪ̌ͧ͘͞Ё̶̨̺̺̹͓ͯͣ̆̔̎̂͛ͭ͟͜͞Р͎̬̺͙͉̣̻̻͇͇͂͐̔̀̀͢͜͜Ь̸͉̭̝̣̣̮̦̘ͫ̌͑̒̑͊̃͂̀ͅ ̡̧̳̮̞̳̙̱͔̭̰̥̥̝̗̬͈͚͈̰̺̊ͣ͊̐̀̍̀̌̂ͣ͌̒ͭͣ͋͒͛͊̚͢П̸̷͍̫̻͙̖̫̣̳̘̪̖̲͓͖̲ͮ͌ͩͤ̇͛͂̌͑ͧ͐ͤͤ̃ͬО̡̘͕̼̼̜ͥ̏̿ͣ̐͊̾̕͟Д̦̖͓̺̙͓̞̟̘̜̤͓̭͔̰̖̰̅̄ͨ́͛̉ͭ͘͞ͅГ̆̽̏̈ͫ̋̚͠҉̨̪͚̺̥̖̰̟͙̘̝̥̻͇ͅО̷̢̲͉̳̥̰̙̼̩̳͓͈̳̼̻͍̮̞̂ͭ͌̋̈͗̀͢͜Т̧̼̞͈̲̺̖͎̼̹̮͙̪̺̮͔̝ͤ͒ͫ̓̋͛̈́͆͛̀̚͘͞͝ͅͅО̅̋̈̔͌̋͗ͯͯ̐ͫͬ͏͓̖͕͉͕̙̠͙̫̼͖̤͜͟В̘̙̜̮̺͙̘̠̣̣͎͓͈̂̇͌ͥ̅ͪ̿ͫ̓̐̅ͪͯ͌̕К̷̵̠̣̞͇͔̯̘͖̭̮ͮ̔ͦͧ̽̍̒͌͒̊ͧͬ̍͌ͪ̋ͅА̴͆ͪ̍͒̃̎͂̓̈́͒̌҉͏̡͙͚͕̞̝̫̞̦̞̤͎̫̯̜͓̘̜̪̣͝ ̵̴̸̢̢̩̞̪͇̠̠̏̋ͮͬͫ̽̃͐͌̔͌̒К̨̖͕̲͈̠̺̘̠̞̟̦̮͙̹̾̐ͯͨ̽̓͌ͤͤ̌̈̒ͭ̅͜͡ ̵̷̫͇̞̗̫̦̱͙̱̘̬̜̜̼ͪͮ̍̊̃͆ͪ̀ͣ̀̽ͩ̾̿͛̈̅̍̀ͅD̴̷̵̡̪̺̜͊ͫ̀̏ͨͧ͒̈́͌̓̀Į̗̭̠͉̘̱̩̱̮̯͕̫̾̂̋̅ͫ̌ͦ̂̿̿͆ͤ̽̿͠ͅͅI̢̢̝͙̜͓̱͉̪̮̭͙͕͔ͧ̓͐̎ͬ̍ͦ̎̉̈ͫ́̑ͤ̎̾̈́̀͢͠I̿̅͆̍̽̏ͣ̈͑͆ͮͮ͞͏͚̙̮̘̹̻̦̩̰̺͍ͅͅĮ̵̢͈̫͖̲̞̯̪̝̙͖͎͚̭͇̟̲̩̼̅ͩ̇͑ͤ̓̓ͥ̍̓̒̂̂ͨͪͨ͊͊̀̕Iͦͨͯ̔̌͑ͣ̇̈́̐͆ͫ̃̉ͪ̚͟͟͏͔̹̯̩͔̯̪̠͉͚͚̯̥̫̺͇͡I̵̴̴͖̥̲̪̣̮͕̥̘͇̱̤̟̪̬̹̓̊̾͗ͤͭ́ͤ̍̾ͬ̏̂͐ͯ͘W̶̓ͨͣ̒̆͌̍ͬ̀ͨ̋̆̓̍̐ͦͥ́͞҉̸͇̹̮͙̱̩͚͉̻I̙̳̭̖̘͎̪̜̺̮̦͚͉͚͔͎͖̰ͥ̍ͣ̍ͩ̔ͥ̓͆ͩ̈́̆̌̈ͩ͑͒͛̚͠W̷͕̼̼̞͖̞̞̽̉̓ͣ̏̊͊̓ͬ̌ͭ͊̎ͤI̵̮͕̺̰͍͖̪̣͕̫̫̤̯̯̲ͪ̂ͣ͒̓́ͅI̵ͣ̿͋̑̈̂ͥͮ̾ͯ̋ͬ̔̔̓̉ͣ͂̇҉̮̲̻͔ͅ’̵͎͍͙̩̟̮̤̲͇͓ͨ̿ͣ͐ͧ̋͂̋ͧ̒̎͒͘s̸͙͇̤̗̞̻̹̙̺̼̰̼̼͎̳̱̹͕̖̽͊͆ͤ̓͘͢͞m̵̧̞͉̲̥̮̖̙̙̬͍̝͇̼̜̻͔̯̣̪̌̌̓̚͞͝a̢͕̪̲̫̱͎̖̱̯̦̼̦ͬͤ̇ͯ͐ͯ̊̀ͅǩ̵̶̶̶̶͉̱͕̙̲̟̫̠̤̟̗̪̇̃̒ͥ̒̇̓ͥ̒̏͛̚ͅK̢ͨͪ̌̋̅ͩ͏̸̜͓̥̬̼̼͚̺̼̟̤̦̯͍̗̘ȃ̶̧̡̖͓͕ͫ̒͌̓̃͟͠ͅo̷̢̜̗̝̻̩ͭ̉̆̾͐̒̊̂̅̔̐͗̄̀̍̑ͫ̊͟a̧̨̳̖̭̥̘͓̲̱̦̗̫̣ͧ̄͑̀̍̔̔̅͑͜͡ͅl̸̛̗̘̦̫̬̩̭̮̩̮͔̖̰̩̂͊̒͐ͥ͒́͊͒́ͥ̒̀͒̏̀̒ͮ̚͠ͅ’̝̝̬̰̭̤͎͚͎̰̗̜͈̘̯͎̥̟̀͌̿̄ͭͯ̄ͨ͗ͪͤ̂̓ͭ̈͘z̨̨͇̮͇̜̖͙͔̼̳̔ͤ̐̒ͨͧ̓ͯ̅́́͠ͅ,͔̙̖̭͕̣̜ͫ̈͐̔̈́̈̀͘ ̴̮̯̖͎̤̥͎͚̙̟̝̏ͭ̋̊ͦ̉͡͝z̤̻͙̥̼̙͙͚̤ͣ̆ͮͪ̍ͭ͌̍ͧ͆̿̈́̾́͟,̴̨̞̜̳̟͈̫̫͔̪̖̼̖͙͚̠̥͙̖̪͛̔̋͂ͨ̃ͬ̒ ̧ͣͣ̾ͦ̌ͯ̋̅ͪͯ̍ͤ̆ͬ͑̌̀̚҉̟̰̗̗̭͇̗͉̪̟͓̝͔͟͡ͅͅk̔̑̎̽͐͂͐ͯͮͨ̚҉̞̰͇͎̤͇͉̭̟͙ͅz̵̴̛͚̰̣͔͎̲̜̞͇̦̲̼͚̪̼̙̹̗͙ͤ̄́̈́ͭ̒ͮ͊͂̓̒ͪ́̈́̽,̸̰̩̯̰̪̩͎̬̙̣̯̰̘͈ͩͩ̀͊͠͡ ̸̛͚̰̱͙͎̥̩̞͕̣̰̥͚̲͓̮̤̑͛ͫͬͫ̇́̕͝z̶̨̢̈̇̏̔̄̎҉̛͔̣̱̬͖z͖̬̜͇̯̙͓̟̻̳̝͆̔ͩ̋ͭ͂͢͠,̷̊ͣ̄̉̾̑̐̕͠͏͕͍̬̭̹̤̗͉͙̦̖͓̦͈̺̩̖͕͈͜ ̸̶̢̃͋̑̃ͪ͌ͦ̋ͦ͑̂͏̲̼̰̙̼͉̗͚̰̬͓͈̥͇z̵̟̱̝̩̜̫̬͖̪͔͖̒ͭͬͭͫͮ͑͊̑̈ͧ͗̎̈̒͛̅̾̋͜͡͡,̢̪̱͍̼͉̞͈͉̽͐͒ͨ̊͒͗́͢͠͞ͅ ̔͂̐̅͐͋̍̈́ͫͫ̈҉̸̳̰͓͚͍̦̮̬͉̱͎̣̭͉̗"̛̝̻̞̙̣̿̆̈́͛̌ͭ͒͒ͯ̌̚͞ͅ"͖̳̼̫̠͍̩̩̯̗̘͈̰̭̇̋͋͊͡ ̷̦̩̯͎̖̼̻͙̩̠̖̭̱̗̭̓͊̿ͬ̂ͤ̄ͮ͗ͤ̀͘͜"̵̜͕͙͐̓̓̎͗̄ͣͩ̔̋͗͑ͬ͘͡"̶̴̢͚̰͈̻̘̭̗̫͉̾̔ͩ͢͡ͅ

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    rgcviper  19 days ago

    Still better than a MWA-HA-HA, if you ask me …

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