Jon: Listen to THIS Garfield? "Are you breathing? Are you a mammal? Do you walk upright? I'm single and desperate. Call me at 555-2....." Oh, wait. That's MY ad.
Garfield: What the heck. Call. Maybe you'll get lucky.
Here’s what I don’t understand: why is it that, when Jon asks a woman out for a date, she usually just rejects him, and doesn’t explain what it is about him that makes her want to not go out with him so that he can make sure to refrain from it? Sometimes, women even program their answering machines to hang up on him. From what I understand, Jon’s not bad company; the problem is that most of the women whom he tries to date are too judgmental (at least Liz will lighten up in about 8 years or so).
gladiator59 over 13 years ago
WOW
Mel Mel mnmn over 13 years ago
ahahah
beneboy over 13 years ago
pathetic
...dfd over 8 years ago
Hyper Mega Super Ultra Extra Giga Meta Desperate
Itachi Uchiha over 4 years ago
Everyone stop making fun of Jon. He deserves a date.
ComicFan4Life about 4 years ago
Even he thought his ad was pathetic (or at least that was the vibe I was getting)
alexzinuro almost 4 years ago
In “Garfield On The Town”, Jon said his number was 555-7722.
mammoth almost 4 years ago
what kind of ad is that
Garfield’s guard about 3 years ago
Dork
little big nate almost 2 years ago
There are days when I think wow this is it Jon hit rock bottom he couldn’t get anymore pathetic then he keeps proving me wrong
Surfing The Web about 1 year ago
We just need a few more numbers, then we can call Jon!
alexzinuro 5 months ago
Here’s what I don’t understand: why is it that, when Jon asks a woman out for a date, she usually just rejects him, and doesn’t explain what it is about him that makes her want to not go out with him so that he can make sure to refrain from it? Sometimes, women even program their answering machines to hang up on him. From what I understand, Jon’s not bad company; the problem is that most of the women whom he tries to date are too judgmental (at least Liz will lighten up in about 8 years or so).