Garfield by Jim Davis for September 22, 2002
Transcript:
Jon: Table for two, please. Woman: Well, this is a nice blind date. Jon: It sure is. Woman: You're Jon, right? Jon: Yes...and what is your name again? Woman: Euphemia. Jon: MMMPH! Woman: Do you find my name amusing? Jon: Nope!...Just a little leg cramp... Woman: That's a funny expression for a leg cramp. Jon: I'm...laughing through the pain...EeeeEEE- -eeeEUPHEMIA!! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! Garfield: Didn't even make it past the breadsticks.
GarfieldJune19 over 10 years ago
Euphemia? What kind of a name is that? Sounds like a bad disease.
glowing-steak32 about 9 years ago
Yeah, I didn’t get it either.
I<3Garfield over 8 years ago
its the name of a church.^—^
GarfieldMN about 5 years ago
That name isn’t funny
Foxtrot Guy almost 4 years ago
This blind date could’ve went well but Jon screwed it up
RLinGoComics (REBRANDING) #StopP2025 #StoptheWars over 3 years ago
So not funny that it’s actually depressing. Jon goes through ways that ruin the date.
KitKat_Kebab about 3 years ago
You could’ve had a girlfriend Jon, you had a chance
★YoshifanGocomicsUser★ about 3 years ago
How is that name funny!?
camerondawson almost 2 years ago
Jon would you like some Dino chicken nugget’s with that immaturity?
Nermal From Garfield /srs about 1 year ago
thats actually a stunning name! Sounds like a greek godess
bbs10071988 7 months ago
Does she have a sister named Cordelia?