Garfield by Jim Davis for April 23, 2006
Transcript:
*bip bip booop* Jon: Hi, Ellen? It's Jon! How have you been? Great! And work, how's work?...Oh, good to hear! Hey, listen Ellen, I suppose you're wondering why I called... You see, it's been quite a while since I had a date... And I'm about as desperate as a monkey in a banana famine. I've gotta work on my similes. Garfield: Or grow a tail...
Neechan801 about 9 years ago
“Famine” to anyone that doesn’t know what it means, its a shortage or hunger
NewOrleansSaints over 8 years ago
I guess Jon didn’t give up on Ellen.
jacob.c.bair about 6 years ago
WHAT HAPPENED TO GARFIELD EAR?!
RachelChanWoodson over 5 years ago
what
KitKat2432 over 3 years ago
He used the proper terminology!!!
Garfield with a gun over 1 year ago
Didn’t he promise to never call Ellen again? PROMISE BREAKER!