Macush, Garfield only cleans out the ingredients to make pasta dishes (when these are actually IN the dish), but the mould in the fridge has been incubating for years and has now metamorphosised into something resembling a saloog (a radiation-mutated animal-fungus hybrid described in Lin Carter’s 1973 novel When The Green Star Calls)
lol i love how jon questions “in my kitchen?” that is great. have fun cleaning that fridge out. lol looks like you have hard work ahead of you. dont have to much fun.
Jon probably meant that he had not cleaned the dirty dishes in the sink. He had to use the hose to clear the dishes up in the sink quickly before Liz comes over to make the dinner. Welcome back, Lizzy!
tbree over 15 years ago
I don’t think a hose is severe enough to get the mutation behind the cole slaw.
TheSoundDefense over 15 years ago
Wait what? It’s Garfield Minus Garfield, but for real.
LucianDragos over 15 years ago
o.o guess Garfield had the day off
Ivy0730Lcsq over 15 years ago
Jim Davis did know somgthing about GMG seems, lol or just Garfields day off
prasrinivara over 15 years ago
tbree, you may have restricted your thinking of “hose” only to garden-type. A firehose would be a different matter entirely.
Liz, you’d better do “potluck” instead!
Northwoodser over 15 years ago
How about a scoop shovel and scraper?
greeneyedtxn over 15 years ago
They make these great steam hoses that state they can power clean anything. My son got one as a bachelor just before he married. He swears by it.
carmy over 15 years ago
Jon needs to get a HAZMAT team.
alondra over 15 years ago
Why does he have to clean it at all? Isn’t it already clean? Garfield eats everything in sight so what’s even left in there?
g6793 over 15 years ago
Oh, just the alien life form bent on world domination that used to be the meatloaf…:)
prasrinivara over 15 years ago
Macush, Garfield only cleans out the ingredients to make pasta dishes (when these are actually IN the dish), but the mould in the fridge has been incubating for years and has now metamorphosised into something resembling a saloog (a radiation-mutated animal-fungus hybrid described in Lin Carter’s 1973 novel When The Green Star Calls)
Radical-Knight over 15 years ago
10-4 on the HAZMAT! How about picking up a pizza on the way over?
William LoGreco Premium Member over 15 years ago
If I was still a bachelor, I would be thinking the same thing. It is no coincidence that I have not had food poisoning since I have been married!
Starbossa_1341 over 15 years ago
Hey, Liz is back!!! We haven’t seen her since what…Valentine’s Day??
PaulAtreides over 15 years ago
Garfeild: Quick! Save the lasagna!
tabbylynn over 15 years ago
lol i love how jon questions “in my kitchen?” that is great. have fun cleaning that fridge out. lol looks like you have hard work ahead of you. dont have to much fun.
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
Jon probably meant that he had not cleaned the dirty dishes in the sink. He had to use the hose to clear the dishes up in the sink quickly before Liz comes over to make the dinner. Welcome back, Lizzy!
StupidZebra over 15 years ago
Firehose + Dirty fridge = Fun!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 15 years ago
PANIC TIME!
pouncingtiger over 15 years ago
Quick, Jon! Garfield’s been at it again.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 15 years ago
I remember a garfield strip from waaaay back: “I think it’s time to clean out the fridge. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce.”
Shikamoo Premium Member over 15 years ago
Hey Jon, Looks like you and Ellie on FBOFW both get to clean for company. Her phone’s the same vintage too, was this the in joke way back when?
trazerj over 15 years ago
You will need to call the fire dept to help you out with that , Jon.