Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 27, 2005

Transcript:

Woman: Thank you so much for saving me, Captain Victorious! Captain Victory: Think nothing of it, Ma'am! Woman: Let me give you something for your trouble! Captain Victory: Oh, I couldn't possibly... Woman: Oh, I insist, Captain! Captain Victory: Well, I suppose I could put it toward a worthy cause... Gimme a wastebasket full of martinis. Bartender: One "worthy cause" comin' up...