Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 29, 2006

Transcript:

Bixby: So, Ralston, people have complained that "Crax" cereal is too unhealthy. Ralston: Finally! Bixby: So they're doing the responsible thing and changing the name to "Action Jacks - Energy Food for Kids!" Ralston: What - that's it?!? They're just changing the name and leaving everything else the same?? Bixby: No, no... they also added bacon bits. Ralston: I feel healthier already...