Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 21, 2006
Transcript:
Boy: This re-education class is ridiculous! I'm "Haskell the Rascal"! I'm supposed to be an out of control brat! When did that stop being adorable! Moxie Gumption: I don't know... Boy: I was an unholy little terror and they loved me for it! I gave the people what they wanted! But do I get an award? A balloon in a parade? A star in the sidewalk? No, you know what I get? Moxie: What? Boy: A prescription of Ritalin and a social worker! Moxie: Ooh, "extra tantrum control"!