Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 15, 2007

Transcript:

Bixby: So you're in a rut. How 'bout a name change? Isn't it about time you became "Dr." Negato, anyway? Mr. Negato: I can't call myself "Dr."! I'd need to have a PhD to do that! And just how am I supposed to get one of those?? Bixby: What are you talking about?? You're a villain! You flout convention every day! You break the law for a living! Mr. Negato: Exactly! How's any of that gonna look on a college application?? Bixby: Okay, let's back this up...