Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 23, 2007

Transcript:

Scrappy Lad: Y'know, Moxie, I'm an orphan, too. Moxie Gumption: Yeah, were you raised in a cannery? Scrappy Lad: No, my parents were murdered, making me eligible for the sidekick-training program. I grew up there. Moxie Gumption: You think that makes us alike? I worked 12-hour days until I was eight! How is your sidekick school like that?? Scrappy Lad: Well, they're both a little iffy on child labor laws... Moxie Gumption: True...