La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 20, 2003
Transcript:
Cuco: Do we have everything we need for our carne asada cookout? Eddie: Carne asada, carne asada and carne asada. Cuco: Hey! You know what we need is an after-meal treat... Eddie: Playing cards! Where's your playing cards? "Iraq's most wanted playing cards, the deck of Hollywood weasels, deck o' corporate scumbags, Stop la Hillary Clinton cards..." Cuco: Don't you have any normal cards with, like, Kings, Queens and jokers?! Clerk: Here. Cuco: "Prince William's royal girlfriends playing cards."