La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for December 30, 2004

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Eddie's cousin (email): 12.30.04 Cousin Eddie the "corn tortilla humvee armor" really works, and beats having to scrounge for scrap armor on Sundays at the Baghdad Swap Meet. It works so well, Sec. Rumsfeld ordered all vehicles to be equipped with superhardened tortillas. But since Rummy likes softer flour tortillas over corn, he said: "You go to war with the tortillas I want, not the tortillas you've got."