La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 17, 2005

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Tonto: Seems like everybody's out here in Iraq... Soldier: Word, homes. Tonto: Check it out. It's the Doonesbury unit. Soldier: 'Sup. Soldier 2: 'Sup. Tonto: Where's B.D.? Soldier 2: Home. B.D. lost a leg, yo... Tonto: Dang, too bad. I hope for B.D.'s sake they stop cutting V.A. benefits. Soldier 2: Tonto! B.D.'s in the Doonesbury unit! They have their own HMO plan and 401(k).