La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 20, 2008

Transcript:

We join the Mexicans to Mars Press Conference in progress... Man: Sub-space Commander Dobbs, hasn't the Phoenix Lander's discovery of the chemical perchlorate threatened your Mexicans-to-Mars crew? Dobbs: You mean the highly toxic perchlorate that's hazardous to life? Man: Yes Dobbs: On the way to Mars, we'll probably stop by Home Depot and pick up a few extra "trainees" from out front.