Overboard by Chip Dunham for January 20, 2003
Transcript:
Captain: Louie, I know you hate baths, but the box says this soap "aerodynamically sleekens" you... And lets you get twenty percent closer to squirrels before they can react to you!! Louie: Ninety-nine percent of me is certain that he's lying... But one percent of me wonders... I hate that one percent of me that wonders.