Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 20, 2004
Transcript:
Poncho: I don't think I have any natural guard dog instincts. I don't know what to bark at and what not to. Dog: When it comes to barking, use the carpet bombing method. Bark at everything. Bark first, ask questions later. Poncho: What questions? Dog: It's just more barking, really.