Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 22, 2007
Transcript:
Poncho: This is the cat-person detector 3000! It detects cat-people! Boomer: Yeah, I sorta gathered that from the title. Poncho: Beep beep! Woah! It's going off! This is the strongest detection ever recorded! An absolute ten out of ten on the cat-person scale! An entity of pure evil!! Beep beep! There it is!! Once the target has been identified, the cat-detector turns the cat-person into dog biscuits! Carmen: Here ya go, Poncho. A few dog biscuits for you and your little friend. Poncho: Beep beep! That guy's a Star Trek geek. Boomer: Turn him into some cool, refreshing lemonade.