Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 14, 2007
Transcript:
Poncho: You were such a stud back in the day! I just don't see how you ended up with a cat person! Chazz: Poncho, Carmen is a very attractive woman. Poncho: Did somebody have some dirt on you? Were you in trouble with the law? You can confide in me! Chazz: No, Poncho! I married Carmen because I love her! Poncho: Witness protection program! Oh, please, let it be that you're in the witness protection program! Chazz: You'd prefer that mobsters were trying to whack me than that I chose to marry a cat person? Poncho: I'm just trying to make sense of the world!!