Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 13, 2008
Transcript:
Poncho: I now Droolia isn't the most attractive dog, Poo Poo, but maybe you should go out with her. It might help macho-up your image. Poo Poo: Hey, the macho-ness of my image won't be helped by going out with that! I mean, look at her! She thinks she's a winter when she's clearly an autumn! That lipstick she's got on is way too warm to enhance her dusty skin tone. I'm a purse-dog, okay? Whadaya want!?