Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 13, 2008
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Boomer: As a dog you have to maintain that magic ratio between being so cute they don't feel the need to have kids, and so demanding they're afraid to have kids. Poncho: Maybe my ratio got out of balance. I almost split my skull open out there! And my paws have gone numb! You jokers better clean the ice off that walk or I'll sue you for everything you've got!! ... I dunno... I'm pretty adorable when I'm litigious.