Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 22, 2009

Transcript:

Boomer: What the heck are you wearing, Poo Poo? Poo Poo: It's a Bob Mackie from the Pret-a-Pooch collection. My master made me wear it. Boomer: You look like a dork, dude! Poncho: Yeah! Anyway, help us get into this trash. Poo Poo: Um, I don't think I should. This is, like, an original. Boomer: What, afraid of getting a little stain? Poncho: You're such a "Purse Dog." Poo Poo: I am not a Purse Dog! I'm just as much of a dog as your guys! Look! I'm getting into the trash! Ha ha! Look at me! I'm rolling in smelly refuse and empty bottles! Ha ha! I'm lying in filth! My hair is matted with slime! There's chunks all over my designer wear! I'm outta control and nobody can stop me! Ha ha ha! Poncho: Is it too passe to make a Lindsay Lohan joke here? Boomer: Dude, I think she cleaned up her act.